I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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