my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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