Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
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Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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