wat bout pragnant strippers??
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I forget how to act sober
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