Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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