But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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