this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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