This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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