Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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