Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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