Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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