my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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