birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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