Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
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We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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