We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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