my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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