so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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