omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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