He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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