so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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