Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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