You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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