therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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