there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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