You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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