I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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