She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
You don't make any sense
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