I queefed so loud it echoed.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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