A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize