Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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