how can u be prego again
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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