Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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