If that was your dad, he is hot
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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