i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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