very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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