what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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