But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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