Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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