Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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