People in love make me want to vomit
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Alive.
So much puke
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
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I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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