Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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