You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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