man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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