Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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