Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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