whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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