I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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