I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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