she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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