Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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